so sad

alone again

After so many rescheduling and rebookings, finally nakaalis din si demer kaninang hapon. Haaay… nakakalungkot. Mag-isa nanaman ako. Walang makausap sa gabi at nag-tatype nanaman ng blog dahil wala akong mahanap na kakwentuhan. Mahihirapan na naman ako matulog nito, nasanay na kasi ako matulog ng may katabi. Maghahanap na naman ako ng pagkakaabalahan  pag weekend at pampalipas oras sa gabi p.ag si pa ako inaantok. Sana January na. para dadating na uli sya.

Frank

It’s still dark I thought it was only 6am, but when I checked 8.30am na ,pala. Late enough for our dogs’ first meal for the day, and too late for Tamika’s meal, so I rushed her to the bathroom and cleaned her paws (which was stinking, because she pooped in her cage and stepped on it). Then hurriedly prepared her food.

After feeding all four dogs (Tria, Travis, Tamika and Nacho, who was just staying in because his Naytay Melo is out of town), realize that we’ll stay at home all day due to bad weather caused by typhoon Frank. When I opened the tv, shit! Walang cable! So I decided to have a DVD marathon. First, the Corpse Bride, the a Sex and the City Marathon.

Geesh… spent the whole day with lots of food, lots of STC episodes, dog sitting, then typing on this thing.

dogs for sale

Last June, tria’s in heat again. So we decided to have her pregnant again, with the help of Bitoy, the stud/calldog. Meanwhile, Travis is in great suffering having a bitch-in-heat around. He had attempts on humping Tria, but she doesn’t want to do it with Travis, besides he’s big for her. So he kept on barking and crying for days and nights. We could not just let this happen to Travis over and over again every time Tria have her period and let him grow old a virgin. Since Demer wanted a new puppy, we decided to buy him a girlfriend.

So I surfed doggie forums and some buy and sell sites to find the right girl for my furkid Travis. I browsed over a couple puppies and old dogs for sale. It’s heartbreaking to see adult dogs still for sale after giving their master unconditional love and loyalty, they sell their pitiful pets just for money. It must be hard for the dog to transfer from his so-called master to another owner. I just pray that they land on the good ones.

After a few hours  and some phone calls I think I finally found my bitch. She’s almost two months old, red standard minipin, just like Travis. After confirming that she’s still available I immediately got the address and go there to get her. I thought the puppy that I we were about to buy is just a litter of a pet, but she was just one of those things that the breeder’s sell. The garage has two aspins with short leashes tied near the door. The place smells like dog pee. The house is full of caged dogs that are actually bred for sale. Five minipin puppies are located in the kitchen along with other breeds. The sala housed reserved shih tzu puppies and a pregnant pug. It’s very clear that the woman raise dogs, business as usual. Poor creatures, if only I have all the money so I could buy them all. so, we chose our dog, get the details, her papers and left the place.

We immediately brought our newest pooch baby to the vet for an over all check up. I showed the doctor her records, but he said that we must redo the vaccination, because the puppy’s shot was only done by the breeder and it might be incorrect. The over all check up was ok, the dog is healthy but for one thing, she is infected by earmites (microscopic parasites that infect the ears) and suggested us to clean her ears everyday and put eardrops twice a day.

Two days later, the breeder texted asking if the puppy’s fine. I told her about the earmites, surprisingly, the breeder doesn’t know anything about the parasite. I asked her to bring our puppy’s siblings to the vet to check if they are also infected. Poor dogs.

It’s been a month since we got Tamika, she’s fine and happy to be one of our puppies. She’s Travis’ playmate now and almost done with her shots. We’re glad to have her at her home.

To Portia…

My morning seatmate and nightly katambay after the primetime newscast.

You were the only one I knew when I started at the morning show.

Laughed at my mistakes, even if it was only typoerrors.

But corrected me afterwards

Supported me whenever I need backup.

Guided me when I’m confused of what to do.

Advised me of which choice to pick.

Kept me company when I’m alone.

You shared your blessings together with treats, coffee etc.

(I love the free coffee).

You shared your shortcomings to which I listened

We enjoyed sharing all the chismis, jokes,

all those morning power naps, back massage and non-stop kulitans.

Today as you lie in peace,

I‘m sure you will be missed.

Farewell Porchy.

clicking the whole weekend

tada!!!

meet my newest toy! Nikon D80 DSLR

I’ve been drooling over this for months. Thank God (and my husband), He finally grants my wish. I’ve been excited for weeks to finally get my hands on my own D80.  Last Friday, my friend Christian accompanied me to Quiapo to buy this thing.  Yippee!!!  Then I spent my weekend studying each button and getting used to it!!! Wow! I can’t wait for my 1^st photo shoot….

Rainbow Bridge

Just this side of heaven is a place called Rainbow Bridge.

When an animal dies that has been especially close to someone here, that pet goes to Rainbow Bridge.
There are meadows and hills for all of our special friends so they can run and play together.
There is plenty of food, water and sunshine, and our friends are warm and comfortable.

All the animals who had been ill and old are restored to health and vigor; those who were hurt or maimed are made whole and strong again, just as we remember them in our dreams of days and times gone by.
The animals are happy and content, except for one small thing; they each miss someone very special to them, who had to be left behind.

They all run and play together, but the day comes when one suddenly stops and looks into the distance. His bright eyes are intent; His eager body quivers. Suddenly he begins to run from the group, flying over the green grass, his legs carrying him faster and faster.

You have been spotted, and when you and your special friend finally meet, you cling together in joyous reunion, never to be parted again. The happy kisses rain upon your face; your hands again caress the beloved head, and you look once more into the trusting eyes of your pet, so long gone from your life but never absent from your heart.

Then you cross Rainbow Bridge together….

Author unknown…

the puppies died

Nag-labor si tria kaning madaling araw. It was my dog’s first time. Since we just moved in to a new house wala ako masyadong alam na vet clinic na malapit.  it was around four am, when I saw something coming out, I panicked. I rushed her to a clinic, which was just a block away. The vet used to sleep there. This time walang vet. So we moved to another (sa my e.rod), luckily, there was a vet available to attend my dog. binigyan sya ang pangpahilab, which was injected. After a few minutes ‘di pa din lumalabas completely, so hinatak ng vet yung puppy. The puppy was adorable. Female red minipin. Not breathing. pinunasan ny ang bulak, i was looking for something na panghigop sa nose. kaya lang bulak lang meron sya.the vet said na patay daw yun. naisip ko, siguro naipit or something kaya patay.
 
Then came the next pup. nahihirapan yung si tria kaya another injection. Something was out again, a balloon watery thing, pinilit uli hatakin ng vet, pumutok tapos tubig yung laman. sobrang worried na ko, sabi ko wag na hilahin, kase nasasaktan yung baby ko. After a few minutes, hinatak uli, may bilog pa na kulay darkdark red, I was worried na baka pumutok uli. nagtanong ako, “doc, di ba baka mamatay yung puppy pagpumutok yan” hinihila parin, then may intervals tapos hila uli. pumutok nga, blood na yung lumabas. takot na ko nun. tapos hinihila parin nya, sabi nya deformed daw yung puppy. kaya he keeps on pulling. then nakalabas na. napaiyak ako, when I saw the puppy’s head crushed. Male black/tan sa kakahila… then i begged na half na lang payment, kase dead naman yung puppies. pumayag naman, tapos pinapirma ako ng waiver, di ko na masyado naintindihan, sa antok…pagod.. Depressed…
 
then i rushed my dog sa vet nya before back in our old place. pinakita ko yung puppies sabi nung vet kamamatay lang daw nung red. buhay daw yung nung nilabas kaya lang di daw binigyan ng oxygen. kase di naman daw talaga minsa himihinga yung mga pups paglabas, you have to revive it pa. tapos yung isa pinilit hilahin. its obvious.
 
Its so depressing… its my first time sana to have puppies from my dog. i have prepared things the puppies might need. sobrang excited panaman ako. Since wala pa kaming baby ng husband ko, sobrang mahal na mahal ko yung dog ko. It’s our baby’s puppies, kaya were keeping all of it. kaya lang this happened.

You can view my multiply for the pictures.

preggy tria

 It’s Tria’s 61^st day of pregnancy and I’m super nervous to the nth power. Feels like I’m the one giving birth. I don’t know what to do. Grrrr… I hate this feeling! I can’t help the always-tense feeling even at work. We’re always looking for the possible whelping signs so that we can rush her to the nearest vet available.  

Some people advised me to have her board the vet clinic so that anytime she gives birth, the vet will be there to assist. But I don’t want her to get stressed, because they might just leave her in a cold cage while waiting for it. She’ll be more comfortable here sleeping in her bed.

I have prepared everything. The vitamins, right food that’s best for the puppies and stuff that I think is needed… puppy bed, towels, bag (which includes the taxi fare and house keys) that she’ll be in on her way to the vet. So that if ever I’m not home when it happens, the maid can bring her to the vet.

Call me over exaggerated. But I think it’s the mutual feeling of first time moms (or should I call grandmom?) of my ever dearest furbaby. Her x-ray says that she’ll have two, but its not that clear, Bryant says that she’ll probably have three.  But for me, I don’t care of how many puppies she’ll bring into this world as long as they’re all healthy.

magazine

Ibang -ibang reaksyon ng mga tao na nakakita ng sa page ko sa magazine….

Kitten (friend): Ang ganda mo dude! Lalo na yung nakataas yung hair 

Chico (friend): shet! di kita nakilala… In fairness ang ganda

Mark: Ang puti ah!

Dexter (floor director): Ang ganda mo pala pagnaayusan

Tatay Ed (EP namen): Parang kang si Tweety de Leon nung kabataan nya sa Heno de Pravia

Direk Roehl:  Anong gagawin mo kung makikita mo yang magazine, punit yung page mo? 

Atty. Gaby: (hinampas ako ng malakas) Ikaw ba to? Mahal yung magazine ha!

Ate girlie (PC): Wooow! Ang ganda mo dito ah! 

Suzi Entrata: (Isang malakas na…) OOOOOH MY GOSH!!! In fairness mare ang ganda mo dito. Pa-frame mo to!

Obey (cameraman): Asan? Eto ba yung before? (pointing sa pic nung make-up artist) Tapos eto yung after (pointing sa pic ko) 

Randy (gfx artist): Asan? (naghahanap pa) Ay… ‘di kita nakilala!

Erwin (gfx artist): San to? gusto ko din magpa-picture ng ganito eh! 

Mike (friend): Kaw ba yan?

Dodong (make-up artist): Ang taray…. in fairnesss!! (sabay bagsak  ng pinakaaalagaan kong magazane)

Lotis (video researcher): kakulay mo si Jessica Alba dyan 

Liezel (kapuso SP):  Ang taraaaaay…

Niña (friend): Asteeg… pa-autograph! 

Betty (friend): ganda… seryoso ka dude… emote… para kng projector kung maka project… kala mo kung sinong batikan

"i wanna be a supermodel"

“I don’t care what my teacher says
I’m gonna be a supermodel
And everyone is gonna dress like me
Wait and see
When I’m a supermodel…”

First stanza yan ng paborito naming kanta ng best friend kong si kookaii, when were in high school. Inspired by the movie “clueless” (ang corny noh, yan ang usong movie nun, ‘di ka in pag ‘di mo pa napanood yan!), sabay naming pinanangarap na maging ka level sina tyra banks at naomi campbell (sama mo na rin si alek weck).

Late November last year when Kitten (also a high school friend, now works for a bridal magazine) texted me, pictorial daw…

“saan?”

 ”…San Juan.”

“kelan?”

“ …bukas. bring white tube, hair and make-up lang for tatin’s story…”

“Sigurado ka? ako?”

“Oo ikaw!” 

Hmmmm… “Sure! experience lang!”

The next day, I asked Mark (seatmate ko sa office), na ihatid ako sa studio after the show.

Late na ko nun,walang kasama, walang kausap.

Pinaupo na ako sa harap ng salaming maraming ilaw para ayusan… pang-model!

Nakakahiya. Ako lang ata ang hindi model. Ang galing nilang mag-pose. 

Nyaiks… wala akong tube. Hmmm… improvise! Tinupi ko yung sando ko. Presto! Tube na!

Ako na… ‘di ko alam gagawin. Buti na lang magaling mag-motivate yung photographer. Ang gaganda ng picture ko sa monitor.

Next session… ako na uli. Motivated na. Parang manikang madaming nakatutok, sinisuklayan, minemake-upan, inaayusan… sarap ng feeling…

Iingitin ko si kookaii. 

‘di na ko takot sa tuko

    I love going to Batangas when I was a kid, non-stop street games to the max ang favorite pastime ko. No one can make me stay indoors except for one thing… Tuko… and pinakamabisang panakot sakin (bukod sa ipis).

    There are so many myths about this reptile. It will stick to your skin and leave an ugly mark that you will regret for the rest of your life. Hearing its voice… tukkku… tukkku. I thought of it as an animal with brown soggy skin, yellow eyes, looks close to a fierce croc, and two feet long. Big enough for a 5 to 7 year old kid (just like me way back then). I have maintained this image in my mind since then.

I have almost forgot about this.  

Today is happy hayop Thursday. We have this segment about pets, this morning we have different kinds of geckos. the infamous tuko is one of them. The myth is broken! I finally saw it for the first time! and it’s far from I imagined. In fact it’s a cute creature. Here’s a proof!!! Matapang na ko! I have finally conquered my fear!

emo

“Why do birds suddenly appear? Every time you are near. Just like me, they long to be close to you…”

I have to admit that it’s killing me! I miss him. I miss him.  It’s the first time we got separated this long since we got married last month.  Corny noh? It has been two days and I’ll still be waiting for three looong months. It’s pretty different living together on our own.

This is the third time he went out of the country; I should be used to it. It always feels the first time each time he  leaves. I am having a hard time going to sleep and coping up with things not having him aside.

(eto na naman) back in my old home… I can easily turn my attention to other stuff, like playing to the kids or just having a plain conversation with my Lola. Here, I can feel his absence easily. I sleep alone, eat with the maid, watch TV alone … everything alone! I easily get stressed and feel a lot more sensitive about my emotions (emotera ako ngayon kumbaga!). I hate this feeling.

monster incorporated

May one-eyed monster sa room na to!!!

He only sees himself.

He uses his big floppy ears, prying on to his victims.

He has a "bigmouth" that can swallow you whole.

He has many hands.

 One handles a girl magnet that he thinks works. He feels good proving himself macho gwapito (e.g. flirting with his tropa’s girl), but he’s the exact opposite. He loves meddling in things and situations, even if he’s not needed. Then if something goes wrong, he goes missing in action and plays dedma.

One has a big sharp meat trimmer that stabs people at the back, this one works bigtime!!!

One hand has a mirror.  He’s loves to look good among those above him, agrees to what they say, laughs their jokes, and nods at every shore but acts oppositely at their backs.

One have an artist’s paint brush, because he really wants to be one and really think he’s creative, even people say he’s not.

The other hands are empty, but snatches things you have in mind.

He’s Mr. Knows-it-all and thinks he’s really really good at everything. He’s only tiny, but thinks as himself humongous.

This monster is really really scary. You'll only know him when you meet him. Watch out, you might catch me snooping behind your back.

out & in

I have so many wonderful thoughts about moving in to a new home and a sad feeling when it comes to moving out of the old one.

 OUT: I will definitely miss the house where I grew and the comfy feeling that my cousins and Lola bring whenever something depresses me. I’m sure they will miss me too. It’s kinda sad that I will be leaving them, with the thought that there will be no one to take care of my Lola like I did. The kids will have nothing to play with when I bring the console and portable games with me (of course will bring them, I had a hard time saving money to buy those). There will be no one that will regularly bring them to the mall at weekends just to eat at Mcdo or buy stuff that they like (hehe! I’m such a spoiler). I’m sure will visit them every weekend or whenever I have free time.

 IN: It’s both happy and tiring to move in to a new house and start a new life with my honey. We had so much fun shopping for furniture, appliances and stuff for our apartment. I wish I can do this more often. So much for the enjoyment… we ran out of money! Whew… thank God I have a supermom that has a big heart (and pocket) that came to the rescue when we ran out of budget. Arranging things. Cleaning this and that. Moving this to there. Haaay… So tiring. Afterwards we had coffee and stare at the place. It’s worth it…

home sweet home

Back in my old abode…

Market, grocery, drugstore, hardware, church, parlor, fastfood chains, bakeshops, LRT station… they’re all just a block away. The mall and the hospital are walking distance. The animal clinic and pet shop were two LRT stations away. Jeepneys and trikes are just around the corner. I can almost reach everything within my reach (except for my place of work). Haaay… my old place was more convenient than the sari-sari store.

It’s pretty hard to adjust to a new environment. Here, it’s the exact opposite.

There is only one sari-sari store, which only sells RC cola and e-load then closes around 7 in the evening. 711 is the only grocery near but it’s still 5 minutes walk. Everything else is so far. There are no jeepneys or trikes around. Cabs are the only means of transpo. The only thing close enough is the office. Well, I don’t have to travel for an hour just to go to work. We still don’t have internet and landline. I’m in the middle of the metro, but it feels like I’m far from civilization.

This morning I applied for the PLDT internet bundle. I called this afternoon and they told me that my application is already approved and I can have my payments done right away. Yippee! They’ll be installing it within this week till next week. What a nice birthday gift this is. I can’t wait to call my friends or surf the net. I’m so excited!

1st post

New Year, new life, new house, new age, new blog…

It’s been a while since I blogged (been busy with the wedding preps and moving in to our rented apartment). I almost forgot its therapeutic benefits. This year, the whole world changes… so much have happened… so many things to blog about. We’ll better get started…

talangka

madaming klase ng talangka…
may talangkang payapang naglalakad sa dalampasigan
may talangkang nasa bilao at nakabilad na itinitinda sa palengke
may talangkang paboritong pulutan ng mga lashengero sa kanto
at mayroon namang talangkang mahilig manghatak pababa
para lang makaabot sa taas…
stepping stone ka kumbaga!

bihira lang ako kumain ng talangka
kase hindi ako mahilig sa talangka!
una sa lahat, wala itong kalaman-laman…
ni hindi man lang ako mabubusog pag-eto ang ulam.

sa buhay kong ito bihira din ako makakilala ng talangka
kung meron man, di ko alam na talangka ka pala
dahil hindi ako utak talangka,
kaya di ako nag-iisip na parang talangka.

ang talangka hindi masyado marunong maglangoy…
kaya mahilig siya manghatak para makaahon
…buti na lang marunong ako maglangoy.

ang talangka kapag nasa timba…
nag-aambisyong maka-angat sa iba
(ni hindi nga yan papayag na maangatan ng iba)
at makalabas sa kinalalagyang timba.
kaya may ugali yang manghatak ng iba
para lang makaakyat at makalabas sa kinalalagyan.
pero kadalasan hindi niya naabot ang tagumpay…
sa totoo lang walang saysay ang kanyang pinaghirapan
dahil hindi maganda na ang kapwa ay tapakan
kaya may karma ka rin, talangka!
dahil sa likod mo ay may isa pang talangka.

dukhang pinoy

Marami ang nagsasabi na naghihirap na nga ang mga Pinoy. Ang sabi ko naman, Ooows di nga!

1. Una, pag pasko, ang hirap mag-diet! kahit saan ako lumingon e may pagkain, kaya naman di ko mapigil ang sarili ko sa kakakain. Sigurado ako sa inyo ganyan din. Aber, pano mo masasabi na naghihirap ang pinoy sa dami ng pagkain sa paligid. ang totoong naghihirap halos di na kumakain dahil walang makain!

2. Tapos pag fiesta halos pumutok na ang tyan ko sa ilang ulit na pagkain ng pananghalian at hapunan dahil sa mga handa ng kapitbahay! lalo na pag fiesta ng Sto. Niño sa Tondo! di na makapasok ang mga jeep sa tindi ng pagce-celebrate nila. Grabe don, street party! Goshes! umaapaw na handaan at inuman.

3. Pinas ang tinaguriang text capital ng mundo. Lahat na ata ng tao dito e may cellphone na! Bata, matanda, mahirap, mayaman, may ngipin o wala may cellphone. kung totoo ngang nag hihirap ang pinoy, e bakit pa naa-afford ng karamihan ang bumili ng cellphone at magtext maya’t maya.

4. Nung nauso ang 24/7 call & text unlimited ng Sun Cellular, o di ba? ang daming kumagat at ang dami ding nag-post sa friendster ng kanikanilang number. eto pa, halos lahat ng kilala ko na may Sun dalawa ang cellphone! ung isa sa luma nilang number at ung isa naman ay pang tawag lang sa Sun. o ha! mahirap ba yan? (actually isa na ako dito, pero in fairness di naman ako nag-post ng number ko sa friendster!)

5. Pag-sale sa SM, halos nagmimistula itong divisoria sa dami ng tao! At hindi lang sila basta nagpapalamig o namamasyal! Nagsho-shopping sila! Sosyal!

6. Pag may buy 1 take 1, ang ugali ng pinoy kahit hindi kailangan nung take 1 e mas pipilian pa nyan bilin kung san makakalamang. pero pag-uwi sa bahay pamimigay lang ung sobrang isa kase nga naman (for example 50 php ang isa tapos pag dalawa 70 php) malaki daw ang natitipid kung dalawa na ang bibilin. Pero tanong lang? isa lang naman ang kailangan mo di ba? para san ung isa? nakatipid ka ng lagay na yan ?

Mahirap na nga ngayon ang buhay, opinion lang… Talaga lang ha!

usapang bomalabs

Biyernes santo, imbes na nagpapahinga ako ay nandito pa rin ako sa harap ng computer nagtatrabaho! Grrr!!! ang labo di ba? Habang nag-eenjoy ang ilan sa outing at nagpapahinga naman ang karamihan, nandito ako nakakulong sa kwarto at nagpapaka devoted sa trabaho! Naisip ko habang kumakain ng manok galling sa jolibee na hindi lang naman pala ako ang malabo, may mas malabo pa saken.

Eto ung mga bagay-bagay na malabo.

1. Baket chicken joy ang tawag sa manok sa jolibee? Masaya ba sila nung pinirito sila?

2. Baket ang pintuan ng 711 may padlock pa? E di ba, 24 hrs. naman sila bukas, pati holiday never sila nagsara?

3. Di ba lahat ng characters/mascot sa mga fastfood chain ay nagre-represent ng pagkain na binebenta sa fastfood na yon? Tulad na lang nila Hetty Spaghetti o kaya ni Hamburglar. E si Grimace anong pagkain siya? May ube na ba sa Mcdo?

4. Baket Fire Exit ang tawag sa emergency exit pag may sunog? Labasan ba un ng apoy?

5. Minsan inutusan ako ng lola ko,
Lola: tin, bumili ka nga ng colgate, ung hapee!
haha, ang labo!

6. minsan may nakasabay ako na bata sa sari-sari store,
Bata: Manang pagbilan nga po ng pisong yellow pad, ung green.
Labo mo kid!

7. ano ba talaga ang tamang tawag sa banyo sa labas? Comfort room, powder room o rest room?

Minsan hindi lang bagay ang malabo, marami din akong kilala na mas malabo pa sa lahat ng klase ng blur!

1. Ung mga tao ng nagsasabing hindi lang pera ang magpapaligaya sa tao, may solusyon ako dyan. Bigay nyo na lang saken ung pera (tutal wala naming epekto yan senyo!), para masaya ako, masaya pa rin kayo, masaya tayong lahat! Aminin nyo na! mas masaya tayo pag may pera!

2. Ung mga taong mahilig magsabi ng OO NGA tsaka AKO DIN NGA E, eto ung mga taong sang-ayon sa lahat ng sabihin mo. Pag kausap ka niya akala mo soulmates kayo dahil lahat ng bagay pareho kayo hindi lang ung tipong we have something in common ang pagkakapareho niyo eto ung tipong daig nyo pa ang kambal sa sobrang identical ng likes and opinions niyo! Tapos pag nakausap niya ung taong kinaiinisan mo magugulat ka na lang soulmates din sila! Pare, ang dami mong soul!

3. Nung nag-aral pa ako,
Nanay ko: wag ka muna mag-aasawa tapusin mo pag-aaral mo, kung gusto mo pagkagraduate mo kinabukasan mag-asawa ka na.

Nung graduate na ako at naghahanap pa palang ng trabaho,
Nanay ko: Maghanap ka muna ng trabaho bago ka mag-asawa, mahirap ang buhay ngayon.

Nung may trabaho na ako,
Nanay ko: mag-ipon ka muna, bata ka pa, tsaka ka na mag-asawa. Yang pag-aasawa madali lang yan kaya wag ka magmadali.

After 5 years,
Nanay ko: mag-asawa ka na! mahirap tumandang dalaga!

4. Ung mga taong matagal mo nang di nakikita tapos pagnakasalubong mo sa daan magtatanong ng:San ka pupunta?, na as if naman sasama sila.

5. Ung mga taong mahilig magtanong ng: gising ka na?, pag gusto nilang malaman kung hindi ka na natutulog. Halerrr! E di pag hindi sumagot e di tulog! Meron bang tulog na sasagot ng hinde, tulog pa ako.

6. ung mga tao na ang labo kausap. kunware, may gimik ang tropa tapos hinidi daw sya sasama kase hindi ka kasama, un pala ang totoo ay sasama siya o kaya kabaligtaran. ang solusyon dyan, pagsinabi nyang OO, HINDI ang nasa isip niya kaya lahat ng sasabihin niya i-interpret mo ng baligtad!

7. kadalasan ang mga babae mahilig mag-yaan kung saan-saan. example, Tara C.R. tayo (ano un CR transfooorm!? FYI hindi tayo CR, tao tayo! (Dapat dyan, tara mag-CR tayo) o kaya naman ay: LRT na lang tayo, ang traffic e (again and again tao tayo! hindi tayo LRT o kung ano ano pa man!).

8. Eto pa, ung mga mahilig mag rason ng: Sorry, late ako, ang hirap kase sumakay e. Aber, kelan pa naging mahirap sumakay? iaangat mo lang ang paa mo tapos uuko ka, tatapat sa bakanteng upuan at uupo! whala! nakasay ka na! o, may mahirap ba don? baka ang ibig mong sabihin ay, late ako kase walang masakyan?

9. ung mga nagsasabi ng, wag mo nang hanapin ang wala! E kaya nga hinahanap kase wala. Alangan naman na hanapin ko ang meron. Ano ako, adik!

Ooops , bato-bato sa langit ang tamaan wag magagalit! Ang mag-react guilty! At ang mapikon loser! Hahaha!